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Watch those burritos in the airport

Saturday, January 03 2004

So I saw Natasha off today at Dallas Love airport for her week-long trip to go visit her mother. We got there about thirty minutes early and I watched her go through security, where she promptly got stopped and searched. She got searched and all of her belongings got searched as well. When the guy doing the searching went through her bag and found a Taco Beuno bag with two burritos in it (her carry-on meal), he picked both up and squished them to make sure they didn't contain any sort of burrito-sized harmful device. I wonder if anyone has carried on a knife inside of a bean burrito before.

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